"Do you want a bag." asked the bored lad at the COOP checkout.
"No thank you.", I replied.
I should have said, "No thank you you fucking stupid cunt!!!I will put the bastard loaf and two litre container of milk in my pockets the net of fucking onions on my head and balance the fucking jar of bovril on my fucking NOSE!!!"
But I just said, yes please...
Thursday 28 April 2011
Monday 25 April 2011
Judgment Day! May 21, 2011
Better eat all the fry ups you can and max out those credit cards, get that Kindle and go for the 3G one, I would but my credit rating is fucked!
Yes kiddies, it's end of the worls time again =D So kick back and enjoy yourselves, fuck work, it wont even be there on 22/05/2011! If you don't believe me follow this link!
Sunday 24 April 2011
A series of Fortunate Events!
A great start to easter Sunday when "The Kubon" arrived in his shiny anti-grav sled and we sped Evantonward to pick up his older male sibling! Was great to see Franz for the first time in ages and he was on good form!
We flew over the Black-as-night Island and landed at the Inverness CB-Centre.
Twas a great BOOT with masses of books, CDs and DVDs on sale at sensible prices! I don't think Da 'Bonz' aggreed as they parted with not a single shekel.
I purchased three bokks about hideous murder and mayhem for myself, a dream dictionary for my dear Mother and 13 Lemony Snicket "Unfortunate" books for my rascaly ikkle nephew Ty-Ler, a real bargain at 6 squid I thought!
After the boot we held on for dear life as The Kubon-Younger drove like a maniac, screaming in rage at other pilots as we headed for Mega_Tesco! We had the traditional breakfast break with plates piled high and plenty of good cheer. We scoffed at an old mannie in a SKIRT! People watching The Elder called it, taking the piss out of those less fortunate would be a better description.
The Breakfast!
Now that I have become a vegetarian I just had Hash Browns, beans, egg and toast. It was warm but not cold for a change and most tasty, I can't really complain at all. Though I must point out that the poor quality of their sausages was one of the things that made going veggie easier =D
Shopping! ... again...
While the Kubes wandered about aimlessly I wandered about seperately and aimlessly although I did buy a few choice items! A wash basin £1.50 a pedal bin (small) £3.50 and a copy of MOJO with "free" CD. With mag and CD costing £4.50 it was hardly free! But the CD is brilliant and I am listening to it now. Special mention must got to the Ronnie Spector track - She Talks to Rainbows, produced by Joey Ramone and originally written for The Ramones! Great stuff as an aquaintance of Kube and I would have said!
We flew over the Black-as-night Island and landed at the Inverness CB-Centre.
Twas a great BOOT with masses of books, CDs and DVDs on sale at sensible prices! I don't think Da 'Bonz' aggreed as they parted with not a single shekel.
I purchased three bokks about hideous murder and mayhem for myself, a dream dictionary for my dear Mother and 13 Lemony Snicket "Unfortunate" books for my rascaly ikkle nephew Ty-Ler, a real bargain at 6 squid I thought!
After the boot we held on for dear life as The Kubon-Younger drove like a maniac, screaming in rage at other pilots as we headed for Mega_Tesco! We had the traditional breakfast break with plates piled high and plenty of good cheer. We scoffed at an old mannie in a SKIRT! People watching The Elder called it, taking the piss out of those less fortunate would be a better description.
The Breakfast!
Now that I have become a vegetarian I just had Hash Browns, beans, egg and toast. It was warm but not cold for a change and most tasty, I can't really complain at all. Though I must point out that the poor quality of their sausages was one of the things that made going veggie easier =D
Shopping! ... again...
While the Kubes wandered about aimlessly I wandered about seperately and aimlessly although I did buy a few choice items! A wash basin £1.50 a pedal bin (small) £3.50 and a copy of MOJO with "free" CD. With mag and CD costing £4.50 it was hardly free! But the CD is brilliant and I am listening to it now. Special mention must got to the Ronnie Spector track - She Talks to Rainbows, produced by Joey Ramone and originally written for The Ramones! Great stuff as an aquaintance of Kube and I would have said!
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